September 1st, 2010

hate

day 06 — make a “if you really knew me…” list

...You'd know I don't eat pork except on very very rare occasions when I will eat bacon.
...You'd never buy me cheap gift baskets of soap and lotion because my skin is super sensitive.
...You'd be able to have conversations with me without ever speaking a word.
...We would have ridiculous, pointless inside jokes that we couldn't even remember how they started.
...You wouldn't need this list.